once upon a time there was a Magical Trowser Press. it was a dolby trowser press. now this trowser press was located in a sleasy hotel now one day a middle-age male stoped by in the room and as you do he used the trowser press to... well... press his trowsers now after this even took place he put them on again (tut people these days) the ended up having a enormous irrection the middle-aged man was shocked by this and jumped around in joy(believe me it wasnt pretty) and threw away a bunch of pills called viagra he rushed to the phone and diled 0 (for blow) on this hotel phone. mins later a hoe walks in saying "lets hurry this up baby i aint got all day" so the man pracitcly rips off his trowsers and down it goes the man says "sorry" looking embarriced. "that will be 50 bucks" replys the hoe, "FOR WHAT" says the man "for making me came all the way up here" says the hoe, "thats bullshit im not paying"replys the man and in comes the pimp who beats the shit out of the guy and takes all of his money.

and the moral of the story: dont call hoes get a girlfriend and watch out for magical Trowser presses they are evil!!!